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The Mai Tai: A Bastardized Tiki Cocktail
I was born and raised in the Tampa Bay area in Florida. One of the most beautiful beaches in the WORLD is a 30-minute drive from my house, along with all of the divey beach bars associated therewith. Some bars are newer, while others have been there since long before I was born, but all Continue reading
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Rum Old Fashioned
I don’t like politics. In fact I hate that Americans have made politics their entire personality. I cannot go one fucking day without reading a completely non-political article (like some dude crashing his plane in the middle of a national park for views; or a mother who murdered her children) without *someone* bringing politics into Continue reading
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Do Your Research Or STFU
I make the consistent mistake of reading the news; and the bigger mistake of reading the comments on said news, and I have thoughts. They’re not great thoughts. Not even particularly well-thought-out thoughts…but at least they’re not born of shared psychosis some folks in this country seem to espouse. The news nowadays, and since news Continue reading
About Me
Just a person with opinions and a penchant for a good cocktail.
Just Jelli 